Mai 2012
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How to attract members of the opposite sex? I would not start out with a ski...
– Anonym
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You know what we should do? Walk around town to start fights.
– Michael Clarke Duncan
März 2012
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A Medical Marihuana Delivery driver told the police, his pot was stolen by two...
– Conan O’Brien
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I lost a tooth with one of Jamie Olivers recipes.
– Gérard Depardieu isn’t a fan of Jamie Oliver
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Everybody ends up horizontally. I really don’t give a shit.
– Gérard Depardieu was asked, if he is worried about his weight.
Februar 2012
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I’d kill for nipples and a testicle.
– Geoffrey Peterson
Januar 2012
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Dezember 2011
6 Einträge
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Marina & The Diamonds (33)
Bright Eyes (20)
smith’s cloud (4)
Alter Bridge (4)
AWOLNATION (3)
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The difference between austrians and germans is like the difference between a...
– Christoph Waltz, on “Conan”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Bright Eyes (275)
smith’s cloud (53)
Alter Bridge (48)
Maxïmo Park (40)
D-A-D (27)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Maxïmo Park (91)
Sunrise Avenue (47)
D-A-D (45)
MY GLORIOUS (25)
The Black Keys (8)
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One in three americans weighs as much as the other two.
– David Sedaris
November 2011
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
D-A-D (58)
Maxïmo Park (39)
Sunrise Avenue (23)
AWOLNATION (18)
Alter Bridge (4)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
Maxïmo Park (203)
Foo Fighters (37)
AWOLNATION (27)
The Black Keys (20)
Linkin Park (17)
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Nur Häuptlinge und kein Indianer.
– Roman Mählich erklärt Red Bull Salzburg
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Chad Kroeger (2)
Foreigner (2)
Poison (1)
The Cars (1)
Nazareth (1)
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“Aber wie heißt es doch so schön in der Werbung? Plaque entsteht dort, wo man nicht hinkommt.”
“Im Dickdarm?”
Oktober 2011
13 Einträge
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On yesterdays episode of “The View” Whoopie Goldberg told the...
– Conan O’Brien
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-9) →
Foo Fighters (64)
Seeed (8)
Alter Bridge (4)
Disturbed (2)
My Chemical Romance (2)
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
– Ambrose Bierce
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-2) →
Band of Skulls (71)
Foo Fighters (54)
Infadels (21)
Seeed (11)
Daft Punk (6)
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September 2011
2 Einträge
I am going to go to sleep now as my body won’t work any more. I am like a...
– Andy Whitfield’s final words to his children (via inshunyata)
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August 2011
14 Einträge
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Wie zwei Schmetterlinge prallen sie aufeinander.
– ORF-Kommentator nach einer doppelten “Foulschwalbe” bei Red Bull Salzburg - Omonia Nikosia
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Big news from Austria!
In Austria a new Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Museum has opened...
– Conan O’Brien
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Juli 2011
20 Einträge
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