foggy night (Taken with instagram)

foggy night (Taken with instagram)

sunny last day of 2011 … #vienna #sunny (Taken with Instagram at Vet. Med. Uni Wien)

sunny last day of 2011 … #vienna #sunny (Taken with Instagram at Vet. Med. Uni Wien)

The difference between austrians and germans is like the difference between a battleship and a waltz. Christoph Waltz, on “Conan”
One in three americans weighs as much as the other two. David Sedaris
Nur Häuptlinge und kein Indianer. Roman Mählich erklärt Red Bull Salzburg

“Aber wie heißt es doch so schön in der Werbung? Plaque entsteht dort, wo man nicht hinkommt.”

“Im Dickdarm?”

On yesterdays episode of “The View” Whoopie Goldberg told the audience, that she travels with her vibrator.
This was in response to Barbara Walters asking her “What’s in the cello case?”.
Conan O’Brien
lagerfeuer und punsch, das wärmt von innen und außen (Taken with instagram)

lagerfeuer und punsch, das wärmt von innen und außen (Taken with instagram)