When you are at Lugner City

Peter Dinklage tells us where “Game Of Thrones” is being filmed.

"Where do they film this? These beautiful …"

"Jersey. The mountains of Jersey."

— Jon Stewart and Peter Dinklage

How to attract members of the opposite sex? I would not start out with a ski mask and chloroform … — Anonym
You know what we should do? Walk around town to start fights. — Michael Clarke Duncan
A Medical Marihuana Delivery driver told the police, his pot was stolen by two ninjas. I don’t have a joke for that story … I just love California! — Conan O’Brien
I lost a tooth with one of Jamie Olivers recipes. Gérard Depardieu isn’t a fan of Jamie Oliver
Everybody ends up horizontally. I really don’t give a shit. Gérard Depardieu was asked, if he is worried about his weight.
I’d kill for nipples and a testicle. Geoffrey Peterson
foggy night (Taken with instagram)

foggy night (Taken with instagram)

sunny last day of 2011 … #vienna #sunny (Taken with Instagram at Vet. Med. Uni Wien)

sunny last day of 2011 … #vienna #sunny (Taken with Instagram at Vet. Med. Uni Wien)

The difference between austrians and germans is like the difference between a battleship and a waltz. Christoph Waltz, on “Conan”