How to attract members of the opposite sex? I would not start out with a ski mask and chloroform …
— Anonym
You know what we should do? Walk around town to start fights.
— Michael Clarke Duncan
A Medical Marihuana Delivery driver told the police, his pot was stolen by two ninjas. I don’t have a joke for that story … I just love California!
— Conan O’Brien
I lost a tooth with one of Jamie Olivers recipes.
— Gérard Depardieu isn’t a fan of Jamie Oliver
Everybody ends up horizontally. I really don’t give a shit.
— Gérard Depardieu was asked, if he is worried about his weight.
I’d kill for nipples and a testicle.
— Geoffrey Peterson
sunny last day of 2011 … #vienna #sunny (Taken with Instagram at Vet. Med. Uni Wien)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The difference between austrians and germans is like the difference between a battleship and a waltz.
— Christoph Waltz, on “Conan”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
One in three americans weighs as much as the other two.
— David Sedaris
