When you are at Lugner City
"Where do they film this? These beautiful …"
"Jersey. The mountains of Jersey."
— Jon Stewart and Peter Dinklage
How to attract members of the opposite sex? I would not start out with a ski mask and chloroform … — Anonym
You know what we should do? Walk around town to start fights. — Michael Clarke Duncan
A Medical Marihuana Delivery driver told the police, his pot was stolen by two ninjas. I don’t have a joke for that story … I just love California! — Conan O’Brien
I lost a tooth with one of Jamie Olivers recipes. — Gérard Depardieu isn’t a fan of Jamie Oliver
Everybody ends up horizontally. I really don’t give a shit. — Gérard Depardieu was asked, if he is worried about his weight.
I’d kill for nipples and a testicle. — Geoffrey Peterson
The difference between austrians and germans is like the difference between a battleship and a waltz. — Christoph Waltz, on “Conan”